• Aries: Werewolf
  • Taurus: Hell hound
  • Gemini: Doppelgänger
  • Cancer: Banshee
  • Leo: Fairy
  • Virgo: Angel
  • Libra: Nymph
  • Scorpio: Siren
  • Sagittarius: Ghost
  • Capricorn: Mermaid
  • Aquarius: Vampire
  • Pisces: Shapeshifter
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I tapped my flint and steel by accident when I tried to jump.
I set a huge forest on fire and it has been burning for seven (in game) days now.


I’m not entirely sure why, but I have an overwhelming urge to buy this

Lettuce all buy one!


I’m not entirely sure why, but I have an overwhelming urge to buy this

Lettuce all buy one!

Source: failnation




A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

The funniest thing about the joke is the guy not getting it. ^_^

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

Source: karlimeaghan
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Escape Pod

One thing on my list was a quick exit from my residence should shit hit the fan. So I build an escape pod.
I’ve been messing with TNT for a while now and intended to make a vertical cannon. Turns out the best ammunition for the cannon is… me.
When you walk in the Pod 8 activated blocks of TNT follow you in a bath when the go boom, you go up! The view is amazing, just make sure to land soft.

EDIT: I’ve tried this in survival, it kills you every time. So it’s kind of pointless to build one. Perhaps it could be used as a vertical TNT launcer with a little modification.
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Double Barrel Cannon Tower

TNT is a favourite pastime of me in Minecraft. It’s great fun in combination with redstone.
This Cannon Tower has two adjustable timed barrels to shoot one block of TNT with 7(?) other TNT Blocks. It took a lot of tweaking but it’s safe now. It won’t damage the tower when fired and results are repeatable.
It has no real purpose as a defensive measure since it has no aim.
But is says boom and makes great fireworks.

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Mactire’s Lighthouse

One of my earliest builds. It’s crude and more of an exercise that anything.
It has a hidden piston door I invented (should have looked it up). The room on the first floor has the basics, bed, crafting table and the lot.
Downstairs is surprisingly empty. All it has is a incinerator that closes. The redstone mechanism is much more complicated than necessary.
A later addition to the house is more elegant: The light on top of the lighthouse. It switches on when the sun goes down.
Finally, in the basement I made an escape route. When closed it can’t be opened from inside the building and is invisible. The tunnel leads to an island in the marsh.
A very handy escape when I’m being hunted with bows again. I’m going to rig the tunnel with a TNT trap to ward of any in pursuit.

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Building my home

Minecraft is amazing. I play it from time to time. You can make it as complicated as you want. Or as simple.
Usually I play on one map. And this is where it all started.
I wanted a water town / residence that was as self sufficient as possible.
In the first image from right to left:
A lockable entry. Locks from the inside. (Hope the enemy doesn’t swim!). Then there is a wood and a cattle island. Another cattle island and my ‘home’ behind it: Mactire’s Lighthouse. Then a wonderful well. Which is borderline useless since the residence is build on water. But it has a redstone mechanism and was good practice.
On the far right is the entry to the subway station. All projects on the map are connected via a subway system. For easy travel, and building fun.
It’s great to calculate where you want to tunnel and actually end up at the right place.
Between that are my two latest additions: a cannon tower. Which shoots TNT at a variable distance. It’s double barrel and they can be adjusted independently. It’s mostly used for fireworks since it has no aim but straight ahead.
Behind the Cannon Tower is an escape pod. Basically a pool that shoots you up the air. More on this later.

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The new Q is getting way to much hate.
Sure the first ine was genious and John Cleese would have been brilliant. But the new Q was amazing as well. I guess we all reacted as James did.

(via lunalovegouda)

Source: bilesandthesourwolf